Blue grease

Cycling gear should be black. Black saddle, tyres, bars and shorts. This is because of something else black: grease.

Getting black chain grease on a non-black jersey isn’t good.

Black grease on white socks looks a mess.

And grabbing a handful of chain to try and replace it while riding would have been an impressive feat had it not been for the blue bar tape that was grabbed next.

Blue bar tape? Flash git - that'll learn you.